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The Santorum Dictionary of Idiotisms

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The Santorum Dictionary of Idiotisms

  The Santorum Dictionary Of Idiotisms BIBLEOCRACY: A system by which the preferred monotheistic religion dictates laws and governing bodies, unless your body has not been deemed holy in which case your body is free-market fodder and will be drilled [...]

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