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I suck at theme parks

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I Suck At Theme Parks

  I have no pictures to prove it, but  we went to Legoland over spring break. We, the foursome Funkhouse along with the greater population of Los Angeles and San Diego counties, descended upon  the freaky plastic brick universe and set [...]

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Realist, runner, mom, cereal expert, book buff, freelance writer, microwaver, recycler and former cowgirl.
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