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How to Raise A Liberal

Recently I’ve culled my expectations for my kids down to five big ones. Here they are, in chronological order: 1. Learn to wipe their own asses 2. Read obsessively 3. Play an instrument 4. Nurture a passion 5. Be a [...]

ABOUT the HALF-ASSED MOM


Realist, runner, mom, cereal expert, book buff, freelance writer, microwaver, recycler and former cowgirl.
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